Thursday, August 21, 2003

That truck bomb explosion in Baghdad yesterday was pretty big, but not nearly as big as what a nuclear bomb could do. I should know, because we have several of them. Build 'em ourselves. Pretty good for one of the most impoverished nations on Earth, eh? I even sleep with a nuke under my pillow at night, so you better not try to launch an invasion at night either.
Oh, and after you're done quaking in your boots, send us some fresh drinking water, too.
Thanks!