So the capitalist pig industrial imperialists had a big bad power outage. Serves them right!! Fortunately that is a problem we here in North Korea will never have, mainly because we don't HAVE electricty!! Well, okay, maybe just a little bit, but only enough for the most important things in life.
Like building nuclear bombs. Lots of 'em.
Oh, and powering my nightlight in my bathroom.
Have you seen that satellite photo comparing the two halves of the Korean peninsula? It's very impressive. Our half, which is the workers' paradise, is mostly dark. The southern half, which has been enslaved by the evil forces of the west, is all lit up! Someday, as the non-existent God is my witness, I shall liberate them from their misery!
In the meantime, could someone please send us a couple hundred thousand metric tons of wheat? We're starving up here.
Thanks.