Monday, June 27, 2005
Saturday, June 18, 2005
That capitalist running pig-dog Vice President of America, Dick Cheney, had the nerve to call me "one of the world's most irresponsible leaders."
Excuse me? I'm irresponsible!?!?!?
Hey, I'm not the "world leader" who invaded the wrong freakin' country!!!!
Posted by Kim "That's Not a Toupee" Jung il at 9:06 PM
Saturday, June 11, 2005
Lately there have been some nasty rumors floating around that I have started wearing platform shoes. The story implies that I am somehow insecure about my height, and am somehow afraid of being ignored when around other world leaders.
What utter nonsense!!
First of all, I am most certainly NOT afraid of being ignored. I have nukes, you know, and world leaders simply do not ignore other world leaders who have nukes.... At least not if they know what's good for them!
Secondly, while it's true that I do appear taller in recent photos, this is not because of my shoes. Not at all. It's simply that I have grown, um, in "stature" since I now have the aforementioned nukes.
Posted by Kim "That's Not a Toupee" Jung il at 4:36 AM