I am looking forward to Earth's close encounter with Mars tonight. It will be the perfect opportunity for us to contact our comrades on that faraway world. Just think: An ENTIRE planet full of communists!!! Oh, yes! You didn't know the Martians were followers of the teachings of Karl Marx!?! Well, that's why it's called the Red Planet, you ninny!!
It doesn't surprise me, however, that you didn't know. The capitalist controlled western media outlets suppress such information.
Anyway, this close encounter between our worlds couldn't have come at a better time. It's been getting kind of lonely for us communists still left down here on Earth.
I shall ask the Martians if they would like to buy some nukes from us. We have plenty, you know. And hopefully they'll be able to spare some wheat or whatever it is they grow up there.