YIPPEE!!!
We are all set to formally declare that we have nukes, and to prove it, we're going to conduct a test. That should impress the rest of the world, which continues to call us a starving, poverty stricken nation. That's just a false image put out by the imperialist controlled media of the so-called free world.
HA!! The fact is that our people prefer freezing to death in rags while trying to catch rats for dinner!! Keeps the rodent population down, you know.
Anyway, one drawback to our nukes is that they are all manually controlled. That means that one of our brave scientists will have to sacrifice himself in the name of the revolution and actually push the red button on the side of the warhead. I'm getting ready to ask for volunteers now....
HEY!!! Where'd everyone go?