WOW!!! I never realized my hair was so impressive!! You see, North Korea is so poverty stricken that we can't afford mirrors here. But now that I see what I look like, I must say I'm quite the handsome devil!
North Korea may be the poorest nation on Earth and its people perpetually starving to death, but we have nukes! So you had better be be nice to us. Oh, and could I have a bite of your sandwich?
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